Ad Resume | Jordan Carlos

ABOUT ME: An extremely inventive creative who believes volume is the key to finding

the right idea and whoʼs career as a comedian has prepared him to never shy from

rejection and pressure.

EXPERIENCE

Woodshed Productions 2009 – Present

Screenwriter

“Off The Hook” produced by Kevin Connors (Brief Interviews With Hideous Men)

McCann-Erickson 2001-2005
Copywriter

XBOX, Bertolli, Budget, Microsoft, Verizon

Created the current Bertolli campaign and tag which has remained their flagship for 5 years and counting

McCann-Erickson Jun 2000-Aug 2000
Intern

Comedy Central Jun 2000-Aug 2000
Intern

EDUCATION

Brown University ‘01

Public & Private Sector Organizations

AWARDS, ETC.

2006 Silver Effie “Empty Restaurant” (Bertolli)

Creativity Award of Distinction 2004 for “Rise of Nations” – featured in Creativity 34

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August 20th
Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E [#] — 3:23pm via Twitter
July 24th
Shared BA-L-ACK OBAMA — 12:20pm via YouTube
July 17th
Published COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS — 4:49pm via jordancarlos.com My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy! OBAMAS BBQ NIGHTMARE: Just got covered on...
Posted NYU — 4:38pm via Shows
Posted Boston University — 4:38pm via Shows
Posted Truman State Univ — 4:22pm via Shows
Posted SUNY - Old Westbury — 4:22pm via Shows
July 15th
Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm & Free! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&ref=mf [#] — 9:43pm via Twitter
June 2nd
Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [#] — 8:03pm via Twitter
May 10th
Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [#] — 5:40pm via Twitter
May 6th
Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly "patronizing a prostitute." Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [#] — 10:14pm via Twitter
April 28th
Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [#] — 12:54am via Twitter
April 26th
"Sup mezuzah?" Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [#] — 2:49pm via Twitter
April 25th
best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [#] — 3:59pm via Twitter
No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM [#] — 2:45pm via Twitter
April 24th
Divorce On The Subway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170 [#] — 7:10pm via Twitter
Shared NO HOMO.mov — 7:01pm via YouTube
Shared DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov — 6:38pm via YouTube
Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [#] — 3:43pm via Twitter
April 22nd
what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: "she was old. 70 years is a long time to live." Nice! [#] — 7:57pm via Twitter
April 21st
there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [#] — 3:06pm via Twitter
April 9th
feelin old. My friend said the words "PS 3" and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [#] — 10:28pm via Twitter
April 3rd
How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [#] — 7:33pm via Twitter
April 1st
Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [#] — 6:12pm via Twitter
March 31st
Dead Marine's dad ordered to pay Fred Phelps protesters' legal fees. Nothing reinforces ur belief in justice like a hot bowl o seriously WTF [#] — 6:58pm via Twitter
March 29th
Ur only allowed to b a rain rebel if ur actually in H Kong avenging ur bro's death or in a romcom kissing a girl from the rich side of town [#] — 6:42pm via Twitter
Luv rain rebels -- i.e. peeps who won't wear a hood like they're in some hong kong action flick where they're avenging their brother's death [#] — 6:33pm via Twitter
(Sigh)...In NYC the bigger the umbrella, the bigger the douche. [#] — 6:23pm via Twitter
Head of RNC blows 2K on bottles & models on the party dime. That's family values for u... if your family is the Hefners. [#] — 6:17pm via Twitter
Sad. Got to see Wimpy perform once. Funny dude: http://gothamist.com/2010/03/29/rip_improv_everywheres_most_senior.php [#] — 5:59pm via Twitter
March 28th
Self-effacing Zeus: "Uh when you get a chance, if you could be so kind as to release the Kraken, that would be awesome! SUCH a big help." [#] — 7:41pm via Twitter
March 27th
R Kells still isn't love-sated -- STILL! He yodels in this one: http://www.twitvid.com/C3523 [#] — 6:27am via Twitter
call me when they reveal Jesse James slept with a dude. Promise I will pay attention then. Hook me news machine! [#] — 6:14am via Twitter
what kind of porn do hipsters watch? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's "mumblecore" [#] — 3:34am via Twitter
March 26th
The Hills is CANCELLED?! How will I know what to buy or how to feel? uh racism much?? [#] — 3:25pm via Twitter
March 25th
PLUG: On Mercy last night. If you didn't get to watch you can always see me here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/136828/mercy-of-course-im-not [#] — 4:54pm via Twitter
March 24th
NYC builds jail themed playground in Bed Stuy. Sigh... hold for laugh http://gothamist.com/2010/03/24/jail.php [#] — 6:51pm via Twitter
March 23rd
on facebook they should have an option that acknowledges that you like that someone likes your status. That says "I like that you like that" [#] — 7:06pm via Twitter
Trying to watch a news vid on cnn.com re: healthcare but had to sit thru an ad 1st. so cnn thinks news re: hove-around trumps healthcare [#] — 6:31pm via Twitter
yes grampy joe biden, healthcare is a "big effing deal!" Awkward jeans! Obama can only sigh @ his VP choice. Don't think they hang out much. [#] — 6:10pm via Twitter