Collegehumor Live LA: Jordan Carlos
Jordan talks about not fitting in with the other black people in his neighborhood, and wanting to be more like Ebenezer Scrooge.
From ComedyJuice.com at UCSD on May 11, 2009
Jordan talks about not fitting in with the other black people in his neighborhood, and wanting to be more like Ebenezer Scrooge.
From ComedyJuice.com at UCSD on May 11, 2009
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I love this clip, Jordan… the scrooge bit is hilarious.
I thought of you the other month. . . . I was told by a black man that I was not “white enough” for him to date HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I mean that is a new one. . . . I really enjoy being “everyone’s white friend” wa ha ha ha! I am putting a link to your blog on my blog! http://www.NWtoSE.com