Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish On Sale Now!

Posted on November 20th, 2009 by Jordanclos in Blog | Post a Comment

I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this chronicle of teenage sorrows. Brought to you courtesy of the good people @ Heeb Magazine.
Such a funny book! Went to a reading of a few sample stories last night in DUMBO and had a blast. OK, maybe because I was a little fractured on PEAR CIDER. I drink it… LIKE A MAN DOES!
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