Check out these awesome possum stories on Tokoni that me and Dan Ahdoot collected.
We interviewed Billy Connelly who told us about pissing in a flower pot in the lobby of the Plaza hotel and Malcolm Gladwell who said his finest moment was when Baron Davis told him he was a fan of his work.
What I've been workin on this past week: Comedy Pilot I Just Want My Pants Back‘ Begins Production for MTV in New York: http://bit.ly/awJuBn [#]
Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E [#]
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My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy!
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Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm & Free! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&ref=mf [#]
Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [#]
Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [#]
Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly "patronizing a prostitute." Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [#]
Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [#]
"Sup mezuzah?" Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [#]
best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [#]
No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM [#]
Divorce On The Subway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170 [#]
Shared NO HOMO.mov
Shared DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov
Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [#]
what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: "she was old. 70 years is a long time to live." Nice! [#]
there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [#]
feelin old. My friend said the words "PS 3" and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [#]
How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [#]
Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [#]
Dead Marine's dad ordered to pay Fred Phelps protesters' legal fees. Nothing reinforces ur belief in justice like a hot bowl o seriously WTF [#]
Ur only allowed to b a rain rebel if ur actually in H Kong avenging ur bro's death or in a romcom kissing a girl from the rich side of town [#]
Luv rain rebels -- i.e. peeps who won't wear a hood like they're in some hong kong action flick where they're avenging their brother's death [#]
(Sigh)...In NYC the bigger the umbrella, the bigger the douche. [#]
Head of RNC blows 2K on bottles & models on the party dime. That's family values for u... if your family is the Hefners. [#]
Sad. Got to see Wimpy perform once. Funny dude: http://gothamist.com/2010/03/29/rip_improv_everywheres_most_senior.php [#]
Self-effacing Zeus: "Uh when you get a chance, if you could be so kind as to release the Kraken, that would be awesome! SUCH a big help." [#]
R Kells still isn't love-sated -- STILL! He yodels in this one: http://www.twitvid.com/C3523 [#]
call me when they reveal Jesse James slept with a dude. Promise I will pay attention then. Hook me news machine! [#]
what kind of porn do hipsters watch? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's "mumblecore" [#]
The Hills is CANCELLED?! How will I know what to buy or how to feel? uh racism much?? [#]
PLUG: On Mercy last night. If you didn't get to watch you can always see me here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/136828/mercy-of-course-im-not [#]
NYC builds jail themed playground in Bed Stuy. Sigh... hold for laugh
http://gothamist.com/2010/03/24/jail.php [#]
on facebook they should have an option that acknowledges that you like that someone likes your status. That says "I like that you like that" [#]
Trying to watch a news vid on cnn.com re: healthcare but had to sit thru an ad 1st. so cnn thinks news re: hove-around trumps healthcare [#]
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