Jordan Carlos

Comedian, Actor and Writer based in New York City, raised in the suburbs of North Dallas

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COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS

Posted on July 17th, 2010 by Jordanclos in Blog | No Comments »

My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy!

OBAMA’S BBQ NIGHTMARE:
Just got covered on The O’Reilly Factor. Don’t know how I feel about that.

LEBRON’S DECISION:
over 300k hits on the youtube:

WORLD CUP FLOPPER:
Nearly 200k hits on the youtube and climbing!

Cast in Mercy!

Posted on March 6th, 2010 by Jordanclos in Blog | No Comments »

Just got cast in another TV show! Mercy! Got to work with a great director Wendy Stanzler during the middle of a blizzard that made New York look like the Ice Planet of Hoth from Empire Strikes back and yes that reference made me look like a total comic con nerd

Way back when I was Don Draper… or Dick Whitman? I used to write ads on Madison Ave and I’m glad to say that one of my campaign ideas lives on 5 years after the fact… LIKE A ZOMBIE. It’s for Bertolli. The idea was that fancy Italian chefs are bummed that their restaurants are empty. Why? You guessed it. Errrrrrrbody’s @ home getting their Bertolli on. Genius! Here are some of the newest incarnations of the ad. Enjoy… Bertolli.

BIG TEMPIN!!!

Posted on November 24th, 2009 by Jordanclos in Blog | 1 Comment »

The recession needs an anthem, you guys. I think this well could be it. Look for the hi-larious Sean O’Connor, Ross Hyzler, Brooke Van Poppelen, the lovely Jody Gnant and… me :) I’m cuter than boots on a rooster!

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I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIE

Posted on November 20th, 2009 by Jordanclos in Blog | No Comments »

 I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIEIt’s official. I will be working with Tony Soprano’s wife! Shoot date is next week. It’s probably the best part of I’ve gotten since I started in shhhhnowbizzzz!

Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish On Sale Now!

Posted on November 20th, 2009 by Jordanclos in Blog | No Comments »

I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this chronicle of teenage sorrows. Brought to you courtesy of the good people @ Heeb Magazine.
Such a funny book! Went to a reading of a few sample stories last night in DUMBO and had a blast. OK, maybe because I was a little fractured on PEAR CIDER. I drink it… LIKE A MAN DOES!
Sex, Drugs, And Gefilte Fish

So Kevin Smith is the balls! Great guy…

Posted on July 4th, 2009 by Jordanclos in Blog | No Comments »

 So Kevin Smith is the balls! Great guy... He actually took a suggestion of mine for the scene  I did. Hope it came out OK… He was super-mellow and really supportive. You could tell he was the kind of guy who just likes to have fun when he makes a movie. Such an awesome experience. Got to do with the scene with Rashida Jones who is a total delight. Rashida and I did a bedroom scene (Hell yeah!) where I played her… gay cousin. Wonk. Wonk..

Collegehumor Live LA: Jordan Carlos

Posted on May 11th, 2009 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Videos | 2 Comments »


Jordan talks about not fitting in with the other black people in his neighborhood, and wanting to be more like Ebenezer Scrooge.
From ComedyJuice.com at UCSD on May 11, 2009

Buy Ghost Town on DVD at Amazon!

Posted on May 5th, 2009 by Jordan Carlos in Blog | No Comments »

ghosttown Buy Ghost Town on DVD at Amazon! Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. Even worse, they all want something from him, particularly Frank Herlihy who pesters him into breaking up the impending marriage of his widow Gwen. That puts Pincus squarely in the middle of a triangle with spirited result.

Buy The DVD on Amazon Today!

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Freaking – From Forthcoming Heeb Book

Posted on May 3rd, 2009 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

heeb Freaking   From Forthcoming Heeb BookMichael Roth was a young Jewish prince. His family owned a line of elite department stores in Texas called Roth/Harris, which for a time, even trumped its other Dallas rival, Neiman/Marcus. In other words, Michael had tasted and seen things I as a kid could only dream about—Europe, skiing, tropical beaches.

Michael was a good kid but he was also a total spaz. In peewee league sports, he was always assigned positions where his spaziness could be reigned in. In baseball, he played catcher: He never could catch a pitch but he wasn’t afraid to charge. In soccer he was a ruthless fullback, taking the scalps of 3rd and 4th grade forwards foolhardy enough to advance the ball beyond midfield. Continue Reading »

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92YTribeca: Music. Film. Comedy. Talks. Classes.

Posted on February 5th, 2009 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Videos | No Comments »


I did an NYT parody with Paul Rudd in it!!! Yay! Enjoy. Continue Reading »

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Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version

Posted on January 27th, 2009 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Videos | No Comments »

Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version on CollegeHumour.

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Votin DemoCRAT

Posted on April 23rd, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Videos | No Comments »


Votin DemoCrat! Watch. Thank me later.
Barack Obama (Jordan Carlos) makes a music video set to the beat of Justin Timberlake's SexyBACK. Some of his political friends and rivals also make cameos on this hot track.

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Tokoni Street Stories

Posted on April 10th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

street stories Tokoni Street StoriesCheck out these awesome possum stories on Tokoni that me and Dan Ahdoot collected.

We interviewed Billy Connelly who told us about pissing in a flower pot in the lobby of the Plaza hotel and Malcolm Gladwell who said his finest moment was when Baron Davis told him he was a fan of his work.
 

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The Last Time I Give a Mafioso A Ride

Posted on April 9th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

I don’t know much about Reggae. Sure I like it, but I don’t go out of my way to listen to it, buy it, or go where it’s being performed live. So it was with no small amount of trepidation that I took a job as a Reggae disc jockey at the beginning of my senior year of college. My good friend, Josh, roped me into it, and only because we’re such good friends did I agree to the plum time slot – Sundays, 2-6 am. Continue Reading »

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  • twitter (feed #8) What I've been workin on this past week: Comedy Pilot I Just Want My Pants Back‘ Begins Production for MTV in New York: http://bit.ly/awJuBn [#] 3:48pm via Twitter
  • August 20th

  • twitter (feed #8) Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E [#] 3:23pm via Twitter
  • July 24th

  • youtube (feed #11) Shared BA-L-ACK OBAMA 12:20pm via YouTube
  • July 17th

  • blog (feed #6) Published COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS 4:49pm via jordancarlos.com My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy! OBAMAS BBQ NIGHTMARE: Just got covered on...
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  • May 6th

  • twitter (feed #8) Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly "patronizing a prostitute." Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [#] 10:14pm via Twitter
  • April 28th

  • twitter (feed #8) Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [#] 12:54am via Twitter
  • April 26th

  • twitter (feed #8) "Sup mezuzah?" Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [#] 2:49pm via Twitter
  • April 25th

  • twitter (feed #8) best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [#] 3:59pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM [#] 2:45pm via Twitter
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  • twitter (feed #8) Divorce On The Subway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170 [#] 7:10pm via Twitter
  • youtube (feed #11) Shared NO HOMO.mov 7:01pm via YouTube
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  • twitter (feed #8) Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [#] 3:43pm via Twitter
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  • twitter (feed #8) what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: "she was old. 70 years is a long time to live." Nice! [#] 7:57pm via Twitter
  • April 21st

  • twitter (feed #8) there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [#] 3:06pm via Twitter
  • April 9th

  • twitter (feed #8) feelin old. My friend said the words "PS 3" and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [#] 10:28pm via Twitter
  • April 3rd

  • twitter (feed #8) How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [#] 7:33pm via Twitter
  • April 1st

  • twitter (feed #8) Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [#] 6:12pm via Twitter
  • March 31st

  • twitter (feed #8) Dead Marine's dad ordered to pay Fred Phelps protesters' legal fees. Nothing reinforces ur belief in justice like a hot bowl o seriously WTF [#] 6:58pm via Twitter
  • March 29th

  • twitter (feed #8) Ur only allowed to b a rain rebel if ur actually in H Kong avenging ur bro's death or in a romcom kissing a girl from the rich side of town [#] 6:42pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Luv rain rebels -- i.e. peeps who won't wear a hood like they're in some hong kong action flick where they're avenging their brother's death [#] 6:33pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) (Sigh)...In NYC the bigger the umbrella, the bigger the douche. [#] 6:23pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Head of RNC blows 2K on bottles & models on the party dime. That's family values for u... if your family is the Hefners. [#] 6:17pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Sad. Got to see Wimpy perform once. Funny dude: http://gothamist.com/2010/03/29/rip_improv_everywheres_most_senior.php [#] 5:59pm via Twitter
  • March 28th

  • twitter (feed #8) Self-effacing Zeus: "Uh when you get a chance, if you could be so kind as to release the Kraken, that would be awesome! SUCH a big help." [#] 7:41pm via Twitter
  • March 27th

  • twitter (feed #8) R Kells still isn't love-sated -- STILL! He yodels in this one: http://www.twitvid.com/C3523 [#] 6:27am via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) call me when they reveal Jesse James slept with a dude. Promise I will pay attention then. Hook me news machine! [#] 6:14am via Twitter
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  • March 26th

  • twitter (feed #8) The Hills is CANCELLED?! How will I know what to buy or how to feel? uh racism much?? [#] 3:25pm via Twitter
  • March 25th

  • twitter (feed #8) PLUG: On Mercy last night. If you didn't get to watch you can always see me here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/136828/mercy-of-course-im-not [#] 4:54pm via Twitter
  • March 24th

  • twitter (feed #8) NYC builds jail themed playground in Bed Stuy. Sigh... hold for laugh http://gothamist.com/2010/03/24/jail.php [#] 6:51pm via Twitter
  • March 23rd

  • twitter (feed #8) on facebook they should have an option that acknowledges that you like that someone likes your status. That says "I like that you like that" [#] 7:06pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Trying to watch a news vid on cnn.com re: healthcare but had to sit thru an ad 1st. so cnn thinks news re: hove-around trumps healthcare [#] 6:31pm via Twitter

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