Just got cast in a pilot for MTV!
The show is called “I Just Want My Pants Back.” It was directed by Doug Liman (Swingers, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Bourne Identity, and The Bourne Ultimatum). Was soooooooooooo much fun to work on. We shot it in Brooklyn on probably the hottest week on record. It was the kind of hot you see right before race riots — like something out of a Spike Lee movie. Yeah, that hot. Anyway, the cast was awesome and working with Doug Liman was such an incredible experience. Dude directed Matt Damon, Vince Vaughn, Angelina Jolie, and Jon Favreau just to name a few. Awesome! Will let you know how things pan out.
COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS
My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy!
OBAMA’S BBQ NIGHTMARE:
Just got covered on The O’Reilly Factor. Don’t know how I feel about that.
LEBRON’S DECISION:
over 300k hits on the youtube:
WORLD CUP FLOPPER:
Nearly 200k hits on the youtube and climbing!
Cast in Mercy!
Just got cast in another TV show! Mercy! Got to work with a great director Wendy Stanzler during the middle of a blizzard that made New York look like the Ice Planet of Hoth from Empire Strikes back and yes that reference made me look like a total comic con nerd
Oh hey, you guys. Did you know I used to make ads and stuff?
Way back when I was Don Draper… or Dick Whitman? I used to write ads on Madison Ave and I’m glad to say that one of my campaign ideas lives on 5 years after the fact… LIKE A ZOMBIE. It’s for Bertolli. The idea was that fancy Italian chefs are bummed that their restaurants are empty. Why? You guessed it. Errrrrrrbody’s @ home getting their Bertolli on. Genius! Here are some of the newest incarnations of the ad. Enjoy… Bertolli.
BIG TEMPIN!!!
The recession needs an anthem, you guys. I think this well could be it. Look for the hi-larious Sean O’Connor, Ross Hyzler, Brooke Van Poppelen, the lovely Jody Gnant and… me 
I’m cuter than boots on a rooster!
I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIE
It’s official. I will be working with Tony Soprano’s wife! Shoot date is next week. It’s probably the best part of I’ve gotten since I started in shhhhnowbizzzz!
Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish On Sale Now!
I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this chronicle of teenage sorrows. Brought to you courtesy of the good people @ Heeb Magazine.
Such a funny book! Went to a reading of a few sample stories last night in DUMBO and had a blast. OK, maybe because I was a little fractured on PEAR CIDER. I drink it… LIKE A MAN DOES!
Sex, Drugs, And Gefilte Fish
So Kevin Smith is the balls! Great guy…
He actually took a suggestion of mine for the scene I did. Hope it came out OK… He was super-mellow and really supportive. You could tell he was the kind of guy who just likes to have fun when he makes a movie. Such an awesome experience. Got to do with the scene with Rashida Jones who is a total delight. Rashida and I did a bedroom scene (Hell yeah!) where I played her… gay cousin. Wonk. Wonk..
Jordan talks about not fitting in with the other black people in his neighborhood, and wanting to be more like Ebenezer Scrooge.
From ComedyJuice.com at UCSD on May 11, 2009
Buy Ghost Town on DVD at Amazon!
Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. Even worse, they all want something from him, particularly Frank Herlihy who pesters him into breaking up the impending marriage of his widow Gwen. That puts Pincus squarely in the middle of a triangle with spirited result.
Michael Roth was a young Jewish prince. His family owned a line of elite department stores in Texas called Roth/Harris, which for a time, even trumped its other Dallas rival, Neiman/Marcus. In other words, Michael had tasted and seen things I as a kid could only dream about—Europe, skiing, tropical beaches.
Michael was a good kid but he was also a total spaz. In peewee league sports, he was always assigned positions where his spaziness could be reigned in. In baseball, he played catcher: He never could catch a pitch but he wasn’t afraid to charge. In soccer he was a ruthless fullback, taking the scalps of 3rd and 4th grade forwards foolhardy enough to advance the ball beyond midfield. Continue Reading
I did an NYT parody with Paul Rudd in it!!! Yay! Enjoy. Continue Reading
Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version on CollegeHumour.
Votin DemoCrat! Watch. Thank me later.
Barack Obama (Jordan Carlos) makes a music video set to the beat of Justin Timberlake's SexyBACK. Some of his political friends and rivals also make cameos on this hot track.
Check out these awesome possum stories on Tokoni that me and Dan Ahdoot collected.
We interviewed Billy Connelly who told us about pissing in a flower pot in the lobby of the Plaza hotel and Malcolm Gladwell who said his finest moment was when Baron Davis told him he was a fan of his work.
