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	<title>Jordan Carlos &#187; Blog</title>
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	<link>http://www.jordancarlos.com</link>
	<description>Comedian, Actor and Writer based in New York City, raised in the suburbs of North Dallas</description>
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		<title>Just got cast in a pilot for MTV!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The show is called &#8220;I Just Want My Pants Back.&#8221; It was directed by Doug Liman (Swingers, Mr. &#038; Mrs. Smith, The Bourne Identity, and The Bourne Ultimatum). Was soooooooooooo much fun to work on. We shot it in Brooklyn on probably the hottest week on record. It was the kind of hot you see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The show is called &#8220;I Just Want My Pants Back.&#8221; It was directed by Doug Liman (Swingers, Mr. &#038; Mrs. Smith, The Bourne Identity, and The Bourne Ultimatum). Was soooooooooooo much fun to work on. We shot it in Brooklyn on probably the hottest week on record. It was the kind of hot you see right before race riots &#8212; like something out of a Spike Lee movie. Yeah, that hot. Anyway, the cast was awesome and working with Doug Liman was such an incredible experience. Dude directed Matt Damon, Vince Vaughn, Angelina Jolie, and Jon Favreau just to name a few. Awesome! Will let you know how things pan out.</p>
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		<title>COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 16:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy!
OBAMA&#8217;S BBQ NIGHTMARE:
Just got covered on The O&#8217;Reilly Factor. Don&#8217;t know how I feel about that.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
LEBRON&#8217;S DECISION:
over 300k hits on the youtube:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
WORLD CUP FLOPPER:
Nearly 200k hits on the youtube and climbing!

See more funny videos [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy!</p>
<p>OBAMA&#8217;S BBQ NIGHTMARE:<br />
Just got covered on The O&#8217;Reilly Factor. Don&#8217;t know how I feel about that.</p>
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
<p>LEBRON&#8217;S DECISION:<br />
over 300k hits on the youtube:</p>
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
<p>WORLD CUP FLOPPER:<br />
Nearly 200k hits on the youtube and climbing!</p>
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		<title>Cast in Mercy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just got cast in another TV show! Mercy! Got to work with a great director Wendy Stanzler during the middle of a blizzard that made New York look like the Ice Planet of Hoth from Empire Strikes back and yes that reference made me look like a total comic con nerd
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		<title>Oh hey, you guys. Did you know I used to make ads and stuff?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Way back when I was Don Draper&#8230; or Dick Whitman? I used to write ads on Madison Ave and I&#8217;m glad to say that one of my campaign ideas lives on 5 years after the fact&#8230; LIKE A ZOMBIE. It&#8217;s for Bertolli. The idea was that fancy Italian chefs are bummed that their restaurants are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Way back when I was Don Draper&#8230; or Dick Whitman? I used to write ads on Madison Ave and I&#8217;m glad to say that one of my campaign ideas lives on 5 years after the fact&#8230; LIKE A ZOMBIE. It&#8217;s for Bertolli. The idea was that fancy Italian chefs are bummed that their restaurants are empty. Why? You guessed it. Errrrrrrbody&#8217;s @ home getting their Bertolli on. Genius! Here are some of the newest incarnations of the ad. Enjoy&#8230; Bertolli.</p>
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		<title>BIG TEMPIN!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recession needs an anthem, you guys. I think this well could be it. Look for the hi-larious Sean O&#8217;Connor, Ross Hyzler, Brooke Van Poppelen, the lovely Jody Gnant and&#8230; me   I&#8217;m cuter than boots on a rooster!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The recession needs an anthem, you guys. I think this well could be it. Look for the hi-larious Sean O&#8217;Connor, Ross Hyzler, Brooke Van Poppelen, the lovely Jody Gnant and&#8230; me <img src='http://www.jordancarlos.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' title="BIG TEMPIN!!!" />  I&#8217;m cuter than boots on a rooster!</p>
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		<title>I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIE</title>
		<link>http://www.jordancarlos.com/blog/i-got-cast-in-nurse-jackie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official. I will be working with Tony Soprano&#8217;s wife! Shoot date is next week. It&#8217;s probably the best part of I&#8217;ve gotten since I started in shhhhnowbizzzz!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-332" title="Edie" src="http://www.jordancarlos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Edie1.jpeg" alt=" I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIE" width="87" height="130" />It&#8217;s official. I will be working with Tony Soprano&#8217;s wife! Shoot date is next week. It&#8217;s probably the best part of I&#8217;ve gotten since I started in shhhhnowbizzzz!</p>
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		<title>Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish On Sale Now!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this chronicle of teenage sorrows. Brought to you courtesy of the good people @ Heeb Magazine.
Such a funny book! Went to a reading of a few sample stories last night in DUMBO and had a blast. OK, maybe because I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this chronicle of teenage sorrows. Brought to you courtesy of the good people @ Heeb Magazine.<br />
Such a funny book! Went to a reading of a few sample stories last night in DUMBO and had a blast. OK, maybe because I was a little fractured on PEAR CIDER. I drink it&#8230; LIKE A MAN DOES!<br />
<a href='http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Drugs-Gefilte-Fish-Storytelling/dp/0446504629' >Sex, Drugs, And Gefilte Fish</a></p>
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		<title>So Kevin Smith is the balls! Great guy&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordanclos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ He actually took a suggestion of mine for the scene  I did. Hope it came out OK&#8230; He was super-mellow and really supportive. You could tell he was the kind of guy who just likes to have fun when he makes a movie. Such an awesome experience. Got to do with the scene with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" title="images" src="http://www.jordancarlos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/images2.jpeg" alt=" So Kevin Smith is the balls! Great guy..." width="98" height="122" /> He actually took a suggestion of mine for the scene  I did. Hope it came out OK&#8230; He was super-mellow and really supportive. You could tell he was the kind of guy who just likes to have fun when he makes a movie. Such an awesome experience. Got to do with the scene with Rashida Jones who is a total delight. Rashida and I did a bedroom scene (Hell yeah!) where I played her&#8230; gay cousin. Wonk. Wonk..</p>
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		<title>Collegehumor Live LA: Jordan Carlos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 18:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan Carlos</dc:creator>
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Jordan talks about not fitting in with the other black people in his neighborhood, and wanting to be more like Ebenezer Scrooge.
From ComedyJuice.com at UCSD on May 11, 2009
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Jordan talks about not fitting in with the other black people in his neighborhood, and wanting to be more like Ebenezer Scrooge.<br />
<small>From <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:269">ComedyJuice.com</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:ucsd">UCSD</a> on May 11, 2009</small></p>
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		<title>Buy Ghost Town on DVD at Amazon!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan Carlos</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. Even worse, they all want something from him, particularly Frank Herlihy who pesters him into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.jordancarlos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ghosttown.jpg" alt="ghosttown Buy Ghost Town on DVD at Amazon!" title="ghosttown" width="201" height="202" class="imgz" /> Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. Even worse, they all want something from him, particularly Frank Herlihy who pesters him into breaking up the impending marriage of his widow Gwen. That puts Pincus squarely in the middle of a triangle with spirited result. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Town-Ricky-Gervais/dp/B001L58000/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=dvd&#038;qid=1237677428&#038;sr=8-1">Buy The DVD on Amazon Today!</a></p>
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