Jordan Carlos

Comedian, Actor and Writer based in New York City, raised in the suburbs of North Dallas

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Freaking – From Forthcoming Heeb Book

Posted on May 3rd, 2009 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

heeb Freaking   From Forthcoming Heeb BookMichael Roth was a young Jewish prince. His family owned a line of elite department stores in Texas called Roth/Harris, which for a time, even trumped its other Dallas rival, Neiman/Marcus. In other words, Michael had tasted and seen things I as a kid could only dream about—Europe, skiing, tropical beaches.

Michael was a good kid but he was also a total spaz. In peewee league sports, he was always assigned positions where his spaziness could be reigned in. In baseball, he played catcher: He never could catch a pitch but he wasn’t afraid to charge. In soccer he was a ruthless fullback, taking the scalps of 3rd and 4th grade forwards foolhardy enough to advance the ball beyond midfield. Continue Reading »

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Tokoni Street Stories

Posted on April 10th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

street stories Tokoni Street StoriesCheck out these awesome possum stories on Tokoni that me and Dan Ahdoot collected.

We interviewed Billy Connelly who told us about pissing in a flower pot in the lobby of the Plaza hotel and Malcolm Gladwell who said his finest moment was when Baron Davis told him he was a fan of his work.
 

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The Last Time I Give a Mafioso A Ride

Posted on April 9th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

I don’t know much about Reggae. Sure I like it, but I don’t go out of my way to listen to it, buy it, or go where it’s being performed live. So it was with no small amount of trepidation that I took a job as a Reggae disc jockey at the beginning of my senior year of college. My good friend, Josh, roped me into it, and only because we’re such good friends did I agree to the plum time slot – Sundays, 2-6 am. Continue Reading »

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A Night of Comedy Below 14th St

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

So something of a comedy institution in New York may lose its lease. I’m talking about a bar called Rififi where some of the greats of the so-called “alternative” comedy scene have done countless shows and shot into the ionosphere of stand up and sketch greatness. Greats like Zach Galafanakis, Demetri Martin, Jessi Klein, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Aziz Anzari — Shall I go on? Can I go on? Yes! But I won’t. Continue Reading »

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