Lifestream for Jordan Carlos http://www.jordancarlos.com Fri, 10 Sep 10 22:42:53 +0000 439 Posted a message. What I've been workin on this past week: Comedy Pilot I Just Want My Pants Back‘ Begins Production for MTV in New York: <a href="http://bit.ly/awJuBn">http://bit.ly/awJuBn</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/22986042989">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. What I've been workin on this past week: Comedy Pilot I Just Want My Pants Back‘ Begins Production for MTV in New York: <a href="http://bit.ly/awJuBn">http://bit.ly/awJuBn</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/22986042989">#</a>] 438 Posted a message. Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/21672610670">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/21672610670">#</a>] 437 Shared BA-L-ACK OBAMA <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmNeyEJvHe4&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" class="photo" title="BA-L-ACK OBAMA"><img src="" style="display: none;" alt="" width="50"/></a> youtube Shared <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmNeyEJvHe4&amp;feature=youtube_gdata">BA-L-ACK OBAMA</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmNeyEJvHe4&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" class="photo" title="BA-L-ACK OBAMA"><img src="" style="display: none;" alt="" width="50"/></a> 436 Published COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/blog/college-humor-vids/">COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS</a> blog Published <a href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/blog/college-humor-vids/">COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS</a> <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/blog/college-humor-vids/">COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS</a> 434 Posted NYU <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=30">NYU</a> generic Posted <a href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=30">NYU</a> <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=30">NYU</a> 435 Posted Boston University <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=31">Boston University</a> generic Posted <a href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=31">Boston University</a> <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=31">Boston University</a> 432 Posted Truman State Univ <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=28">Truman State Univ</a> generic Posted <a href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=28">Truman State Univ</a> <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=28">Truman State Univ</a> 433 Posted SUNY - Old Westbury <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=29">SUNY - Old Westbury</a> generic Posted <a href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=29">SUNY - Old Westbury</a> <a alt="" href="http://www.jordancarlos.com/show/?event_id=29">SUNY - Old Westbury</a> 431 Posted a message. Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm &amp; Free! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&amp;ref=mf">http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&amp;ref=mf</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/18633367388">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm &amp; Free! <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&amp;ref=mf">http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&amp;ref=mf</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/18633367388">#</a>] 430 Posted a message. Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/15273825784">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/15273825784">#</a>] 429 Posted a message. Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/13738949731">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/13738949731">#</a>] 428 Posted a message. Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly &quot;patronizing a prostitute.&quot; Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/13511069930">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly &quot;patronizing a prostitute.&quot; Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/13511069930">#</a>] 427 Posted a message. Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12976531144">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12976531144">#</a>] 426 Posted a message. &quot;Sup mezuzah?&quot; Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12887004599">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. &quot;Sup mezuzah?&quot; Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12887004599">#</a>] 425 Posted a message. best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12828691807">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12828691807">#</a>] 424 Posted a message. No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12824974897">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12824974897">#</a>] 421 Posted a message. Divorce On The Subway: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12778851575">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Divorce On The Subway: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170</a> [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12778851575">#</a>] 422 Shared NO HOMO.mov <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" class="photo" title="NO HOMO.mov"><img src="" style="display: none;" alt="" width="50"/></a> youtube Shared <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM&amp;feature=youtube_gdata">NO HOMO.mov</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" class="photo" title="NO HOMO.mov"><img src="" style="display: none;" alt="" width="50"/></a> 423 Shared DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" class="photo" title="DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov"><img src="" style="display: none;" alt="" width="50"/></a> youtube Shared <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170&amp;feature=youtube_gdata">DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170&amp;feature=youtube_gdata" class="photo" title="DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov"><img src="" style="display: none;" alt="" width="50"/></a> 420 Posted a message. Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12769081892">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12769081892">#</a>] 419 Posted a message. what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: &quot;she was old. 70 years is a long time to live.&quot; Nice! [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12657982543">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: &quot;she was old. 70 years is a long time to live.&quot; Nice! [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12657982543">#</a>] 418 Posted a message. there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12581306931">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/12581306931">#</a>] 417 Posted a message. feelin old. My friend said the words &quot;PS 3&quot; and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/11904690051">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. feelin old. My friend said the words &quot;PS 3&quot; and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/11904690051">#</a>] 416 Posted a message. How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/11549765223">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/11549765223">#</a>] 415 Posted a message. Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/11437693657">#</a>] twitter Posted a message. Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [<a href="http://twitter.com/jordancarlos/statuses/11437693657">#</a>]