August 20th
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Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E [#]
July 24th
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Shared BA-L-ACK OBAMA
July 17th
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Published COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS
My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy!
OBAMAS BBQ NIGHTMARE:
Just got covered on...
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Posted NYU
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Posted Boston University
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Posted Truman State Univ
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Posted SUNY - Old Westbury
July 15th
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Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm & Free! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&ref=mf [#]
June 2nd
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Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [#]
May 10th
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Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [#]
May 6th
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Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly "patronizing a prostitute." Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [#]
April 28th
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Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [#]
April 26th
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"Sup mezuzah?" Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [#]
April 25th
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best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [#]
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No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM [#]
April 24th
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Divorce On The Subway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170 [#]
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Shared NO HOMO.mov
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Shared DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov
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Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [#]
April 22nd
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what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: "she was old. 70 years is a long time to live." Nice! [#]
April 21st
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there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [#]
April 9th
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feelin old. My friend said the words "PS 3" and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [#]
April 3rd
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How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [#]
April 1st
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Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [#]
March 31st
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Dead Marine's dad ordered to pay Fred Phelps protesters' legal fees. Nothing reinforces ur belief in justice like a hot bowl o seriously WTF [#]
March 29th
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Ur only allowed to b a rain rebel if ur actually in H Kong avenging ur bro's death or in a romcom kissing a girl from the rich side of town [#]
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Luv rain rebels -- i.e. peeps who won't wear a hood like they're in some hong kong action flick where they're avenging their brother's death [#]
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(Sigh)...In NYC the bigger the umbrella, the bigger the douche. [#]
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Head of RNC blows 2K on bottles & models on the party dime. That's family values for u... if your family is the Hefners. [#]
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Sad. Got to see Wimpy perform once. Funny dude: http://gothamist.com/2010/03/29/rip_improv_everywheres_most_senior.php [#]
March 28th
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Self-effacing Zeus: "Uh when you get a chance, if you could be so kind as to release the Kraken, that would be awesome! SUCH a big help." [#]
March 27th
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R Kells still isn't love-sated -- STILL! He yodels in this one: http://www.twitvid.com/C3523 [#]
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call me when they reveal Jesse James slept with a dude. Promise I will pay attention then. Hook me news machine! [#]
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what kind of porn do hipsters watch? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's "mumblecore" [#]
March 26th
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The Hills is CANCELLED?! How will I know what to buy or how to feel? uh racism much?? [#]
March 25th
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PLUG: On Mercy last night. If you didn't get to watch you can always see me here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/136828/mercy-of-course-im-not [#]
March 24th
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NYC builds jail themed playground in Bed Stuy. Sigh... hold for laugh
http://gothamist.com/2010/03/24/jail.php [#]
March 23rd
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on facebook they should have an option that acknowledges that you like that someone likes your status. That says "I like that you like that" [#]
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Trying to watch a news vid on cnn.com re: healthcare but had to sit thru an ad 1st. so cnn thinks news re: hove-around trumps healthcare [#]
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yes grampy joe biden, healthcare is a "big effing deal!" Awkward jeans! Obama can only sigh @ his VP choice. Don't think they hang out much. [#]
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did a show @ B'Nai Isreal Synagogue this weekend and was asked if I'd like to be their rabbi. Kind of felt like the hero in Avatar [#]
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OTB might close??? Where will dreams go to die now?
http://gothamist.com/2010/03/23/otb_will_close_unless_albany_comes.php [#]
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if bk parents bring babies to bars, we bring bars to babies. Kegger @ the daycare center you guyz! [#]
March 22nd
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T-Pain's "Reverse Cowgirl" is the maximum expression of western culture:
http://www.vevo.com/watch/playlist/best-of-t-pain/100939#0 [#]
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wake me up when the meds r free [#]
March 21st
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Jesse James there are less passive/aggressive ways of saying you didn't like All About Steve and Speed 2: Cruise Control [#]
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Like a lot of black people I hate the "N" word -- "Nascar." It's super offensive. I have to leave the room when I hear the word. [#]
March 6th
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Published Cast in Mercy!
Just got cast in another TV show! Mercy! Got to work with a great director Wendy St...
January 31st
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Posted U Conn
January 30th
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Posted Laughing Skull Comedy Festival
January 28th
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Posted The Wave
January 19th
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Posted School Night
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Posted Beauty Bar
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Posted Livin It Up!
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Posted The Wobbly Barn
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Posted The Knitting Factory
January 18th
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Posted Be-Bop Heroine Comedy & Jazz Show
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Posted Be-Bop Heroine Comedy & Jazz Show
December 30th
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please contribute ur stories re: being a token (minority, majority, sex, orientation) 2 my new blog: http://onetokenonly.blogspot.com/ [#]
December 23rd
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Show tonite with Jessi Klein @ Joe's Pub @ 7 http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4884 [#]
December 16th
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Posted 4th Annual Toys For Tots Show
December 15th
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Posted Be-Bop Heroine Comedy & Jazz Show
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Posted Heeb Holiday Show
November 29th
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Posted Bard College
November 25th
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Posted County Fair
November 24th
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Published Oh hey, you guys. Did you know I used to make ads and stuff?
Way back when I was Don Draper& or Dick Whitman? I used to write ads on Madison Ave...
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Published BIG TEMPIN!!!
The recession needs an anthem, you guys. I think this well could be it. Look for th...
November 20th
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Catch me @ The Hot Soup Show tonight @ 8pm in the East Village. FREE
(O'Hanolan's -- 349 E 14th St @ 1st Ave) [#]
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Published I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIE
Its official. I will be working with Tony Sopranos wife! Shoot date is next week....
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Published Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish On Sale Now!
I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this ch...
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Posted Hot Soup
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Posted Grabass
November 2nd
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launchin my new comedy vid, big tempin! http://tinyurl.com/FiestaMission6 [#]
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Published Big Tempin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xf2GvbFOg
Pump it in ur cubicles y'a...
October 28th
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The "Triple S" starring Dan Ahdoot and Jordan Carlos: http://digg.com/d318QLb?t [#]
October 24th
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Big show @ Joe's Pub next Friday, Oct 30th @ 7. Come!
http://bit.ly/l9IaQ [#]
