March 6th
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Published Cast in Mercy!
Just got cast in another TV show! Mercy! Got to work with a great director Wendy St...
January 31st
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Posted U Conn
January 30th
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Posted Laughing Skull Comedy Festival
January 28th
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Posted The Wave
January 19th
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Posted School Night
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Posted Beauty Bar
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Posted The Wobbly Barn
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Posted Livin It Up!
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Posted The Knitting Factory
January 18th
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Posted Be-Bop Heroine Comedy & Jazz Show
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Posted Be-Bop Heroine Comedy & Jazz Show
December 30th
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please contribute ur stories re: being a token (minority, majority, sex, orientation) 2 my new blog: http://onetokenonly.blogspot.com/ [#]
December 23rd
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Show tonite with Jessi Klein @ Joe's Pub @ 7 http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4884 [#]
December 16th
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Posted 4th Annual Toys For Tots Show
December 15th
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Posted Be-Bop Heroine Comedy & Jazz Show
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Posted Heeb Holiday Show
November 29th
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Posted Bard College
November 25th
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Posted County Fair
November 24th
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Published Oh hey, you guys. Did you know I used to make ads and stuff?
Way back when I was Don Draper& or Dick Whitman? I used to write ads on Madison Ave...
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Published BIG TEMPIN!!!
The recession needs an anthem, you guys. I think this well could be it. Look for th...
November 20th
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Catch me @ The Hot Soup Show tonight @ 8pm in the East Village. FREE
(O'Hanolan's -- 349 E 14th St @ 1st Ave) [#]
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Published I GOT CAST IN NURSE JACKIE
Its official. I will be working with Tony Sopranos wife! Shoot date is next week....
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Published Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish On Sale Now!
I added my tale about the first time I witnessed 90s style freak dancing to this ch...
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Posted Hot Soup
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Posted Grabass
November 2nd
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launchin my new comedy vid, big tempin! http://tinyurl.com/FiestaMission6 [#]
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Published Big Tempin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xf2GvbFOg
Pump it in ur cubicles y'a...
October 28th
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The "Triple S" starring Dan Ahdoot and Jordan Carlos: http://digg.com/d318QLb?t [#]
October 24th
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Big show @ Joe's Pub next Friday, Oct 30th @ 7. Come!
http://bit.ly/l9IaQ [#]
September 3rd
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Got cast on the next ep of Ugly Betty. Will let u know about specifics and when to tune in. No biggy if you don't cause itz all the net now [#]
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Catch me @ the Zinc Bar @ 8:30 and Comix @ 9:30... if u dare...laugh. Double kudos to the stalker who goes to both shows [#]
August 19th
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Some people r 2nd Amendment nuts! I'm a 3rd amendment nut! Soldiers cannot be quartered in my house during war time. Will kill over it [#]
August 1st
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just got cast in the new Midwest Teen Sex Show pilot. They r a super funny Chicago crew: http://www.midwestteensexshow.com/ [#]
July 5th
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wondering why Coors Light feels that I can't trust my own senses. Their can turns blue when the beer is cold. Cuz human hands are so 08 [#]
July 4th
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also scheck out ma new site: www.jordancarlos.com [#]
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happy indy day!!! [#]
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Published So Kevin Smith is the balls! Great guy…
He actually took a suggestion of mine for the scene I did. Hope it ca...
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Posted Opening for Greg Behrendt
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pansies are the pussy willows of the flower family [#]
July 2nd
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go see public enemies. depp is a beast and Mann is the man. just made that up [#]
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working with Kevin Smith today! life is good!! [#]
June 30th
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Joe's Pub show Saturday July 11 @ 9:30pm -- PRIMETIME Y'ALL!!!
http://bit.ly/Q23b6 [#]
June 28th
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Published TRIPLE S @ THE P.I.T.
Dan and I make the funny via sketch form. Get there!
@ THE PEOPLES IMPROV THEATER
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Published SWEET
Get your laugh on. Will be doing a set tonight @ The Slipper Room
167 Orchard St
NY...
June 26th
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Very excited to be working with the legendary Kevin Smith next week on his new movie: A COUPLE OF DICKS! [#]
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Rest now Mike... [#]
June 23rd
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Miracle Whip has a new ad on that says that the new mayo will NOT tone it down thank u very much. This mayo will not be silence, dicks! [#]
June 15th
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Posted Michael & Michael Have Issues
May 30th
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Best video: http://juste.ru/?video_id=24431 [#]
May 21st
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going to BBC interview. Avoiding swine flu. Swine flu turned the clock back to the 1800s. Some will live. Some will die. Like a typhus scare [#]
May 14th
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gearing up for my 2nd day of work on Michael and Michael Have Issues. Day one involved stuffing as many hotdogs in my mouth as possible! [#]
May 2nd
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geeking out! Just got cast on Michael & Michael Have Issues as one of the sketch comedians. Can die now [#]
April 9th
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We’re always talking about the differences between whites and blacks. What about the differences between blacks and UNICORNS? Think about it [#]
April 7th
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coming home from a great show:
Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, Nick Thune, Chris Hardwick, and me... and i'm realizing no women comics -- uhhhh... [#]
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doing comedy death ray tonight @ 11pm @ UCB LA w Nick Thune, Paul Scheer, and Rob Huebel: $5 [#]
April 1st
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c me @ Hollywood Improv
10 PM ON THE COMEDY JUICE SHOW!
8162 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles, CA
$10 + 2 drink min
(323) 651-2583
Get there!!! [#]
March 18th
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just did a show at the slipper room with David Wain and freaking feeling it! Woo-hoo!!! [#]
March 16th
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Why do yuppies have to talk about everything like it's the first conversation there's ever been about that given topic? [#]
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Overheard yuppies at Fairway: "Do you have FEELINGS TOWARDS yellow or red peppers?" [#]
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in NYC. Doing SWEET at the slipper room tomorrow night @ 8:30pm and Brown Univ Weds @ 7pm. Laugh on! [#]
March 12th
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at Xavier in cincy doing a show w Kumail and Dan Ahdoot tonight @ 830PM @ the Cintas center [#]
