Today
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RT @Mac_A_Ronnie: @JordanCarlos white lightning & chololate thunder :)) [#]
Yesterday
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RT @OptimusHosaay: @jordancarlos funniest comedian out there! [#]
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RT @_blayzee: The fact that @jordancarlos follows me >>> [#]
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RT @STONELOVE__: @jordancarlos a funny dude on guycode [#]
February 4th
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RT @bluinari: @jordancarlos chocolate thunder? U are quite possibly becoming my new favourite comedian [#]
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RT @HilSug: @jordancarlos I think I just saw a preview for episode 3. Awkward foursome? Finally, TV I can relate to! Can't wait!#ijust ... [#]
February 3rd
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Hari Kondabolu- Toby: http://t.co/TysqYwyO via @youtube Happy Black History Month. Hari makes me want to burn my joke book. He's the real! [#]
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RT @BaronCarter10: Umm. I'm watching #ijustwantmypantsback. I really like this show already. [#]
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uuuuuuh we r trending folks @PeterVack @sunkrishbala @elisabethhower @ItsMeKimShaw [#]
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RT @TinaRichardsss: New favorite show, "I Just Want my Pants Back." No joke I am dying from laughter. [#]
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RT @ItsMeKimShaw: Two in one night!! @MTV is such a SLUT!! #ijustwantmypantsback [#]
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Itz haaaaaaappening @MTVpants [#]
February 2nd
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RT @TVTango: Tonight @MTV 11p premiere I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK w/ @PeterVack @sunkrishbala @jordancarlos @ItsMeKimShaw About: http://t ... [#]
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RT @RyanTBarker: @sacapuntasshow @jordancarlos @foundfootage @jadomian @kurtmetzger
Hilarious show tonite! [#]
February 1st
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RT @indecision: Indecision Delegates @JordanCarlos and @JaredLogan make their predictions for the GOP nomination. http://t.co/9ZHGYiv7 [#]
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RIP Don Cornelius. Some of my earliest memories were watching Soul Train after Sat cartoons. Sad way 2 go out but thanks 4 the memories [#]
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Variety Reviews - I Just Want My Pants Back - TV Reviews - - Review by Brian Lowry: http://t.co/Tgvg0Kcb uhhhh... THANK U VARIETY!!!!!!!!! [#]
January 31st
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RT @ComedyCentral: Meet the new @Indecision Delegates! @JordanCarlos and @JaredLogan will bring you the latest on the 2012 election. htt ... [#]
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RT @ArielsGSL: Pillow Talk tonight w/ @jordancarlos @Blacktress & Officer Blue! @cameogallery 7:30pm. This will change your life! [#]
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RT @sacapuntasshow: TOMORROW! FEB. 1ST @jordancarlos @foundfootage @JAdomian and @Kurtmetzger Tix: http://t.co/8xUtzYW7 $5 with promoco ... [#]
January 30th
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RT @sacapuntasshow: FEB. 1ST we will have @jordancarlos @foundfootage @JAdomian and @Kurtmetzger Tix: http://t.co/8xUtzYW7 $5 with promo ... [#]
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"Extreme Loud and Incredibly Close" - a great book and a dead on description of my neighbor's love life [#]
January 29th
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RT @AKidNamedESPN: I would like to thank @PRobinsonComedy @jordancarlos @kyleploof for giving #oldwestburywebradio a great show&intervie ... [#]
January 28th
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RT @mekeishamadto: @jordancarlos Thanks again for the great interview, Jordan! The podcast is up on iTunes and Podbean http://t.co/MsgQi ... [#]
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RT @PRobinsonComedy: Shout out to @sophiekcomedy for putting @jordancarlos, @kyleploof, & myself on a super fun show @ The College at Ol ... [#]
January 27th
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Now that I'm up, wanted 2 thank @vinnyguadagnino, @dinanicoleMTV, & @MTVSammi 4 coming 2 the @MTVpants party last nite. Much appreiciated!!! [#]
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Catch me making the jokes tonight @ SUNY Old Westbury with @kyleploof + @PRobinsonComedy -- 8pm @ Maguire Theatre [#]
January 25th
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RT @ComedyCentral: Meet @jordancarlos and @JaredLogan, your new @Indecision Delegates and guides through the storm of election season: h ... [#]
January 23rd
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Indecision Delegates - Meet the Delegates http://t.co/UfbEuDIm Get happy America! @jaredlogan & I r covering the election 4 @ComedyCentral [#]
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RT @heyitstinatina: @jordancarlos a guy ”liked” a photo of me at 2 in the morning and I thought about the guy code facebook episode haha ... [#]
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RT @indecision: Meet our 2012 Indecision Delegates @JordanCarlos and @JaredLogan. They've got badges and everything. http://t.co/OWJG75OA [#]
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TV Madness with Mekeisha Madden Toby http://t.co/5eoZbVmo fun interview I did last week 4 I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK! #timewaster @mtvpants [#]
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Somebody put some Tony Bennet on in this mother. "I left my heart in San Francisco..." EVERYBODY! #giantsniners [#]
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I am also unaware of these new BS rules! #WTF! [#]
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9er fans r foggy on the sudden death rule of over time #wow [#]
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And then said shit got even realer #giantsniners [#]
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And then shit got real #giantsniners [#]
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How did I walk n2 the only 9ers bar in the tri-state area? #maythrowup #abort [#]
January 21st
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About 2 do a show @ Bard in the student center. Starts @ 9. #bardcollege [#]
January 20th
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RT @L8sknAsianThug: #guycode IS ON YAY!! @dlemoncomedy @lilduval @jongabrus @AleshaRenee @charliesheen @tweetAprilRose @jordancarlos @An ... [#]
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RIP Etta James. Ur voice was so pure, so amazing. She was 1 of the only singers EVERYONE in my fam could agree on. Such a spellbinding sound [#]
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Obama sings Al Green @ The Apollo http://t.co/v8ZDeBg0 He's a triple threat! - pres, writer, & now R&B panty-dropper. Who knew? @indecision [#]
January 19th
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OK but when Newt asked his ex 4 an open marriage is there a chance he could have mistaken her 4 a sexy genie? #justsayin @indecision [#]
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when will they make a "sh-t catatonic people don't say cause they're trapped inside the prison of their mind video?" What's the hold up???! [#]
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"Don't Mess With Texas" actually started as an anti-littering slogan. It also serves as a handy symbol of other people's disdain 4 Texas [#]
January 18th
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Mark Wahlberg On 9/11 Plane: I Would Have Beat Terrorists http://t.co/oNFf9TNY Offensive! & besides only Chuck Norris could make this claim [#]
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will try 2 put this as articulately as I can... SOPA is some ol' BULL SHIZZ! How did I do? [#]
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btw, my sister and I were trying to watch the finale but I went and broke the damn TV. Bwahahaha! What did I miss? #guycode [#]
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Thanks everybody for helping us shatter ratings records @ MTV_2. Y'all r the ultimate, truly. Cross ur fingers 4 another season of #guycode [#]
January 17th
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1 mo! 1 mo! Tonite catch the #guycode finale on @MTV_2 11pm ET. We're riffing on getting freaky, nicknames, pre-game, & the J.O.B. [#]
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Yeah! Get those border crossing numbers back up!!!! @indecision [#]
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"Biggest hoax since bigfoot..." Cut to bigfoot in a cave crying in front of his flat screen @indecision [#]
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I would be kinda scared to face Newt in a YO MAMA fight @indecision [#]
January 16th
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#Guycode marathon begins in 15 min @MTV_2. Nice way to burn an afternoon [#]
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Huntsman's out but itz totally OK if his daughters hang out u guys -- Wowza Zowza!!!! http://t.co/NhkrYZx9 @indecision [#]
January 15th
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The Comedy Sandwich With Kent Roberts 6:30pm-7:30pm EST : http://t.co/kpu5WQHJ I'm a guest today with jazz artist Marius Dicpetris. Yup!!!! [#]
January 14th
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MTV2's Highest Rated Series Ever 'Guy Code' Brings Home Season Finale on January 17 http://t.co/77Gc90Uu thanks y'all 4 making this happen! [#]
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Gene Hackman Airlifted To Hospital After Getting Hit By Car While Riding Bike http://t.co/vmo45rih via @gothamist Nooooooooooooooooo! [#]
January 13th
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Can't hate on @JayZ 4 getting private suite @ Lennox Hill. As a kid his area hospital was Woodhull - a pit of horrors where dreams go 2 die [#]
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maybe not shittiest... dorkiest. my club would be dorky [#]
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2 those who missed the follow cuttoff I'm sorry. I'm kinda feeling like a bouncer... 4 the shittiest niteclub EVER!!! [#]
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and in 3-2-1 we r done with tonites follows [#]
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oh lord. what have I done? [#]
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OK twitterplex, I will most likely follow u back if you'd just say "please." Please! #thingsulearninkindergarten [#]
January 12th
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"@Qwauk: i cut my hair like @jordancarlos so i couldnt be grabbed by the longhairs in battle" smart move! [#]
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1st Lady Michelle Obama joined twitter 2day #legitblackhistorymoment! @indecision [#]
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Who am I seeing @ PublicAssembly tonite @MTVpants? Challah back BK! [#]
January 11th
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The zen art of pissing off ur base without even trying: Obama May Move Convention Speech 2 BOFA Stadium - Bloomberg http://t.co/fm5JijnX [#]
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RT @indecision: @jordancarlos What I wouldn't give to see Ron Paul body slam Mitt Romney! [#]
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RT @joecarlos: I Just Want My Pants Back - Times Square Ad http://t.co/TLDv7Q3f [#]
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#GUYCODE fans we've got 1 more ep left next tues. But like I said if u want more of the code you gotta tell @MTV_2. They're good listeners [#]
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No 1 quitting after NH? Will this be settled @ the RNC in August? Cuz conventions r like WWE right? Not 2 give WWE a bad name @indecision [#]
January 10th
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RT @LADYpantsBKlyn: Watching my bro @jordancarlos on Guy Code right now! You should too! Turn to MTV2: he's the good looking Blk dude! lol [#]
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RT @JennVisconti: @MTV_2 @jordancarlos @cthagod @lilduval pleaseeee make a season two of guy codeeee !! [#]
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RT @SNGProdigy_: @MTV_2 @jordancarlos and i along with all the viewers want a second season of the #guycode make it happen MTV2 [#]
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Me? U know! I'm just chillin @ the crib. Watching #downtonabbey like a damn BOSS! [#]
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Would luv if #guycode got a 2nd season. If u feel the same way send a note to @MTV_2. Let em know! [#]
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Tuesday night = Fresh #GuyCode jokes @MTV_2. 2 more eps left America [#]
January 9th
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The 20 Must-See Shows of the 2012 Winter TV Season Pictures - 'I Just Want My Pants Back' MTV, 2/2 | Rolling Stone http://t.co/q2JWYmr3 [#]
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In Sept Christie loved Obam. hmm @indecision http://t.co/qWcNwJCk [#]
January 8th
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RT @jossh04: @jordancarlos on Would You Rather. Such a funny guy. And no you are not "alone in this world". I got you [#]
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Check out the profile @ MTV did on me http://t.co/vAwyZonR 4 I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK @MTVpants. My gift 2 the world! [#]
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RT @tommccaffrey: Ad for film 'The Devil Inside' says 'not endorsed by the Vatican'.Does the Vatican ever do that?"This fall the Pope pr ... [#]
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"Newt is the Truman Capote of politics?" Congrats Mary Matalin. U just lost EVERYBODY @indecision [#]
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Huntsman speaks with 2 tongues. I don't think they like that in NH @indecision [#]
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Nice one Newt! Who says conservatives aren't funny... in a roomful of OTHER conservatives? @indecision [#]
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Santorum blasted Obama 4 suggesting every1 "should go 2 college." Note: Don't make any restaurant suggestions 2 that guy. Yeesh! @indecision [#]
January 7th
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RT @JaredLogan: @Jordancarlos can name all 50 states in a minute. I can name all the months of the year in 4-6 minutes. @indecision de ... [#]
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Sitting near Joe Scarborough @ LAX. Debating talking to him one news bro 2 another @indecision [#]
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Shouts to Marble (yes, Marble) @ LAX 4 reppin #guycode @MTV_2 [#]
January 6th
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Whoever wins the Iowa primary will win it by a difference of 20 votes. 20 votes = total GOP mandate! #indecision2012 [#]
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RT @kam_beavers: @jordancarlos Wow.. Can you say new #1 show on my list! [#]
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Tune in 2 #jerseyshore tonite 2 c a trailer 4 my new show I Just Want My #Pants Back. Kaboom! [#]
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"@dlemoncomedy: My man @jordancarlos broke the origin of the Caesar cut all the way down. #BarbershopPhD http://t.co/cWB7PJb4" we warriors! [#]
January 5th
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Hanging out with Jared Logan on our 1st day on the job as #Indecision2012 delegates http://t.co/uT9sItPa [#]
January 4th
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Cool. Now Bachmann is out! Maybe her husband will follow suit. Marcus, everyone's waiting... [#]
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RT @HayleyBemis: @jordancarlos is too funny on #guycode [#]
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RT @Ryan_Ling: @jordancarlos has the #guycode quote of this episode with the tear ending [#]
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RT @jaredwauters: @jordancarlos dude you're too damn funny! Easily the funniest on Guy Code! [#]
January 3rd
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Guy Code Pro Tip: Shoe Sex http://t.co/GR85GasB the hilarious @donnellrawlings crackin about shoe game. More jokes 2nite on #guycode 11pm ET [#]
