Heeb Holiday Show

Event Date: December 23, 2009
Time: 11:50 pm
City: New York, NY
Venue: Joe’s Pub
Address: 425 Lafayette St

On the night before Heebonism, join us for some pre-party hilarity with 7-minute Jewish stories from Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling (Jackie’s Joke Hunt, The Howard Stern Show), comedian Jessi Klein, Onion writer Aaron Kheifets, standup comedian DC Benny, writer Peter Hyman (The Reluctant Metrosexual) and more, featuring the accordion playing of DJ Kool Jew.

Read Heeb‘s interview with Jackie “The Joke Man”

Tickets $15 available at Joespub.com.

September 4th
What I've been workin on this past week: Comedy Pilot I Just Want My Pants Back‘ Begins Production for MTV in New York: http://bit.ly/awJuBn [#] — 3:48pm via Twitter
August 20th
Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E [#] — 3:23pm via Twitter
July 24th
Shared BA-L-ACK OBAMA — 12:20pm via YouTube
July 17th
Published COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS — 4:49pm via jordancarlos.com My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy! OBAMAS BBQ NIGHTMARE: Just got covered on...
Posted NYU — 4:38pm via Shows
Posted Boston University — 4:38pm via Shows
Posted Truman State Univ — 4:22pm via Shows
Posted SUNY - Old Westbury — 4:22pm via Shows
July 15th
Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm & Free! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&ref=mf [#] — 9:43pm via Twitter
June 2nd
Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [#] — 8:03pm via Twitter
May 10th
Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [#] — 5:40pm via Twitter
May 6th
Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly "patronizing a prostitute." Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [#] — 10:14pm via Twitter
April 28th
Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [#] — 12:54am via Twitter
April 26th
"Sup mezuzah?" Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [#] — 2:49pm via Twitter
April 25th
best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [#] — 3:59pm via Twitter
No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM [#] — 2:45pm via Twitter
April 24th
Divorce On The Subway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170 [#] — 7:10pm via Twitter
Shared NO HOMO.mov — 7:01pm via YouTube
Shared DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov — 6:38pm via YouTube
Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [#] — 3:43pm via Twitter
April 22nd
what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: "she was old. 70 years is a long time to live." Nice! [#] — 7:57pm via Twitter
April 21st
there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [#] — 3:06pm via Twitter
April 9th
feelin old. My friend said the words "PS 3" and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [#] — 10:28pm via Twitter
April 3rd
How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [#] — 7:33pm via Twitter
April 1st
Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [#] — 6:12pm via Twitter
March 31st
Dead Marine's dad ordered to pay Fred Phelps protesters' legal fees. Nothing reinforces ur belief in justice like a hot bowl o seriously WTF [#] — 6:58pm via Twitter
March 29th
Ur only allowed to b a rain rebel if ur actually in H Kong avenging ur bro's death or in a romcom kissing a girl from the rich side of town [#] — 6:42pm via Twitter
Luv rain rebels -- i.e. peeps who won't wear a hood like they're in some hong kong action flick where they're avenging their brother's death [#] — 6:33pm via Twitter
(Sigh)...In NYC the bigger the umbrella, the bigger the douche. [#] — 6:23pm via Twitter
Head of RNC blows 2K on bottles & models on the party dime. That's family values for u... if your family is the Hefners. [#] — 6:17pm via Twitter
Sad. Got to see Wimpy perform once. Funny dude: http://gothamist.com/2010/03/29/rip_improv_everywheres_most_senior.php [#] — 5:59pm via Twitter
March 28th
Self-effacing Zeus: "Uh when you get a chance, if you could be so kind as to release the Kraken, that would be awesome! SUCH a big help." [#] — 7:41pm via Twitter
March 27th
R Kells still isn't love-sated -- STILL! He yodels in this one: http://www.twitvid.com/C3523 [#] — 6:27am via Twitter
call me when they reveal Jesse James slept with a dude. Promise I will pay attention then. Hook me news machine! [#] — 6:14am via Twitter
what kind of porn do hipsters watch? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's "mumblecore" [#] — 3:34am via Twitter
March 26th
The Hills is CANCELLED?! How will I know what to buy or how to feel? uh racism much?? [#] — 3:25pm via Twitter
March 25th
PLUG: On Mercy last night. If you didn't get to watch you can always see me here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/136828/mercy-of-course-im-not [#] — 4:54pm via Twitter
March 24th
NYC builds jail themed playground in Bed Stuy. Sigh... hold for laugh http://gothamist.com/2010/03/24/jail.php [#] — 6:51pm via Twitter
March 23rd
on facebook they should have an option that acknowledges that you like that someone likes your status. That says "I like that you like that" [#] — 7:06pm via Twitter
Trying to watch a news vid on cnn.com re: healthcare but had to sit thru an ad 1st. so cnn thinks news re: hove-around trumps healthcare [#] — 6:31pm via Twitter