Jordan Carlos

Comedian, Actor and Writer based in New York City, raised in the suburbs of North Dallas

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Tokoni Street Stories

Posted on April 10th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

street stories Tokoni Street StoriesCheck out these awesome possum stories on Tokoni that me and Dan Ahdoot collected.

We interviewed Billy Connelly who told us about pissing in a flower pot in the lobby of the Plaza hotel and Malcolm Gladwell who said his finest moment was when Baron Davis told him he was a fan of his work.
 

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The Last Time I Give a Mafioso A Ride

Posted on April 9th, 2008 by Jordan Carlos in Blog, Stories | No Comments »

I don’t know much about Reggae. Sure I like it, but I don’t go out of my way to listen to it, buy it, or go where it’s being performed live. So it was with no small amount of trepidation that I took a job as a Reggae disc jockey at the beginning of my senior year of college. My good friend, Josh, roped me into it, and only because we’re such good friends did I agree to the plum time slot – Sundays, 2-6 am. Continue Reading »

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  • September 4th

  • twitter (feed #8) What I've been workin on this past week: Comedy Pilot I Just Want My Pants Back‘ Begins Production for MTV in New York: http://bit.ly/awJuBn [#] — 3:48pm via Twitter

  • August 20th

  • twitter (feed #8) Watch my parody vid of those NY Times ads. This 1 is for the NY Post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDYjWh_dh9E [#] — 3:23pm via Twitter

  • July 24th

  • youtube (feed #11) Shared BA-L-ACK OBAMA — 12:20pm via YouTube

  • July 17th

  • blog (feed #6) Published COLLEGE HUMOR VIDS — 4:49pm via jordancarlos.com My newest College Humor collabos! Enjoy! OBAMAS BBQ NIGHTMARE: Just got covered on...
  • generic (feed #7) Posted NYU — 4:38pm via Shows
  • generic (feed #7) Posted Boston University — 4:38pm via Shows
  • generic (feed #7) Posted Truman State Univ — 4:22pm via Shows
  • generic (feed #7) Posted SUNY - Old Westbury — 4:22pm via Shows

  • July 15th

  • twitter (feed #8) Show tonight @ Luca Lounge 9pm & Free! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=135164943181363&ref=mf [#] — 9:43pm via Twitter

  • June 2nd

  • twitter (feed #8) Itz official. Ur boy is now a professional screenwriter!! Thanx Woodshed Entertainment and mom of course :) [#] — 8:03pm via Twitter

  • May 10th

  • twitter (feed #8) Does it sound like daddy longlegs spider got its name from the world's only bebop jazz zooligist? [#] — 5:40pm via Twitter

  • May 6th

  • twitter (feed #8) Lawrence Taylor was busted for allegedly "patronizing a prostitute." Lesson learned. Never talk 2 a hooker like she's an idiot. Itz illegal [#] — 10:14pm via Twitter

  • April 28th

  • twitter (feed #8) Marina Abramović is officially the David Blaine of the art world [#] — 12:54am via Twitter

  • April 26th

  • twitter (feed #8) "Sup mezuzah?" Doesn't that sound so gangsta? [#] — 2:49pm via Twitter

  • April 25th

  • twitter (feed #8) best thing 2 come outta the mil/industrial complex = vintage army jackets. They say I'm a warrior but my battlefield is a sweet wine tasting [#] — 3:59pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) No Homo joke. It builds slow and pays off. Hope u like!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyTZ-JvFwM [#] — 2:45pm via Twitter

  • April 24th

  • twitter (feed #8) Divorce On The Subway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIuG_bsk170 [#] — 7:10pm via Twitter
  • youtube (feed #11) Shared NO HOMO.mov — 7:01pm via YouTube
  • youtube (feed #11) Shared DIVORCE ON THE SUBWAY.mov — 6:38pm via YouTube
  • twitter (feed #8) Archie Comics premiers its 1st gay character in Sept. They r a beacon in dark times. Jughead weigh in on immigration so I'll know how 2 feel [#] — 3:43pm via Twitter

  • April 22nd

  • twitter (feed #8) what NOT 2 say 2 cops after running over an old lady in her yard when ur high on oxy: "she was old. 70 years is a long time to live." Nice! [#] — 7:57pm via Twitter

  • April 21st

  • twitter (feed #8) there is no end to Tiger Wood's depravity. Last night he (pause; sigh) partied with Nickelback. [#] — 3:06pm via Twitter

  • April 9th

  • twitter (feed #8) feelin old. My friend said the words "PS 3" and I thought he was talking about a troubled inner-city high school -- where's my hove-around?? [#] — 10:28pm via Twitter

  • April 3rd

  • twitter (feed #8) How bad does the economy have to get so that people will stop lining up to give Steve Jobs $? Mazeltov filling the maw of ur needs w/ apps [#] — 7:33pm via Twitter

  • April 1st

  • twitter (feed #8) Aside from Tony Hawk is there an age when men riding on skateboards becomes super inappropriate? Like ass-in-gravy boat inappropriate. [#] — 6:12pm via Twitter

  • March 31st

  • twitter (feed #8) Dead Marine's dad ordered to pay Fred Phelps protesters' legal fees. Nothing reinforces ur belief in justice like a hot bowl o seriously WTF [#] — 6:58pm via Twitter

  • March 29th

  • twitter (feed #8) Ur only allowed to b a rain rebel if ur actually in H Kong avenging ur bro's death or in a romcom kissing a girl from the rich side of town [#] — 6:42pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Luv rain rebels -- i.e. peeps who won't wear a hood like they're in some hong kong action flick where they're avenging their brother's death [#] — 6:33pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) (Sigh)...In NYC the bigger the umbrella, the bigger the douche. [#] — 6:23pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Head of RNC blows 2K on bottles & models on the party dime. That's family values for u... if your family is the Hefners. [#] — 6:17pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Sad. Got to see Wimpy perform once. Funny dude: http://gothamist.com/2010/03/29/rip_improv_everywheres_most_senior.php [#] — 5:59pm via Twitter

  • March 28th

  • twitter (feed #8) Self-effacing Zeus: "Uh when you get a chance, if you could be so kind as to release the Kraken, that would be awesome! SUCH a big help." [#] — 7:41pm via Twitter

  • March 27th

  • twitter (feed #8) R Kells still isn't love-sated -- STILL! He yodels in this one: http://www.twitvid.com/C3523 [#] — 6:27am via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) call me when they reveal Jesse James slept with a dude. Promise I will pay attention then. Hook me news machine! [#] — 6:14am via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) what kind of porn do hipsters watch? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's "mumblecore" [#] — 3:34am via Twitter

  • March 26th

  • twitter (feed #8) The Hills is CANCELLED?! How will I know what to buy or how to feel? uh racism much?? [#] — 3:25pm via Twitter

  • March 25th

  • twitter (feed #8) PLUG: On Mercy last night. If you didn't get to watch you can always see me here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/136828/mercy-of-course-im-not [#] — 4:54pm via Twitter

  • March 24th

  • twitter (feed #8) NYC builds jail themed playground in Bed Stuy. Sigh... hold for laugh http://gothamist.com/2010/03/24/jail.php [#] — 6:51pm via Twitter

  • March 23rd

  • twitter (feed #8) on facebook they should have an option that acknowledges that you like that someone likes your status. That says "I like that you like that" [#] — 7:06pm via Twitter
  • twitter (feed #8) Trying to watch a news vid on cnn.com re: healthcare but had to sit thru an ad 1st. so cnn thinks news re: hove-around trumps healthcare [#] — 6:31pm via Twitter

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